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somefagonyourdash:

bruh
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

incredibong:

when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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m0rpheus:

OHMAHGOOOODDDDDD